Conference Madness : WWDC 2013 x E3 2013

THIS IS A PLAIN TEXT EXPRESSION OF THE CONFERENCES

M$ Xbone Conference

– Price : $499
– CoD : Ghost dlc timed exclusive
– Forza 5
– SPORTS!
– DOGS!
– RYSE : just another greek world full of quicktime event where everything you do will require quicktime event
– Ass Creed 4 : ye filthy pirates

WWDC

– OSX Maverick
– New Tenga Pro with Dual AMD FireGL
– New Nuclear Reactor Powered Macbook Air
– iOS7
– FLAT DESIGN BITCHES!
– Look at Steve Woz Nixie watch

EA ‘Golden Poop’ Conference

– Plant vs Zombie : Modern CoDfare
– Need For Speed : Rivals
– BF4
– Explosion Explosion EXPLOSION!

Ubisoft ‘Farcry’ Conference

– WATCH_D0GS
– THE DIVISION; UBER FUCKING AWESOME 3rd PERSON MMORPG;

Sony PS4 Conference

– !!SONY IS FUCKING LATE!!
– Boring shits
– Boring shits
– PS4 IS A FUCKING RHOMBUS! DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RHOMBUS!!
– BEYOND:TWO SOULS IS FUCKING AWESOME!
– GT6; BESTEST DRIVING GAME EVER!
– INDIES!
– WE’RE FUCKING DEV FRIENDLY
– TV
– MUSIC
– HOLYSHIT MUTHAFUCKING SQEN IS ON STAGE WTF IS GOING ON THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!
– FFXIII VS HOLYSHIT FINALLY WTF OMFG BBQ
– SQEN : NO. IT’S CALLED FFXV BITCHES! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
– KH3 HERE’S YOUR DISNEY’S GAME
– FINAL FANTASY EXCLUSIVE FOR PLAYSTATION. AGAIN.
– Driveclub
– Derpin’
– Derpin’
– DESTINY: HERE’S YOUR BORDERLAND HALO MMO EDITION WHICH YOU’VE ALWAYS WISH DEARLY IN YOUR HEART THAT IT WILL HAPPENED
– Guess what… YOU CAN SHARE THE GAMES YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
– NO FUCKING DAILY ONLINE CHECK!
– No further restriction on second handed games!
– PSN IS NOT FREE ANYMOAR
– $399 DUDEEEEEEEEEEE THAT’S $100 CHEAPER THAN XBONEEEEE
– YOU WINZ. SONY!

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